Battle of the Exes 2

Who Was the Biggest Douche Bag on Battle of the Exes 2?

Battle of the Exes 2 showed the best of some people, but it also showed a really ugly side of some people. This ugly side was seen in a lot of people I’d never expect as well as the usual suspects. Now that the season is over, it’s time to decide who is the worst of the worst.


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Douche Bag Moments: Perhaps it was the constant yelling at Jonna or maybe it’s the fact that he called all of the girls on the cast “swamp donkeys,” but Zach did not look like a nice guy this season.

Redeeming Qualities: He’s very loyal to his friends, even jeopardizing his status in the game by disobeying Bananas. Plus, he was awfully nice to Jenna.


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Douche Bag Moments: Perhaps it was the time she pantsed Jordan, or the time she called Sarah a fat-faced bitch, but Nia really flew off the hinges around the end of the season. She had some really nasty words for people, and nearly fought Nany during deliberation.

Redeeming Qualities: The fact that she repaired her relationship with Averey showed that she is improving on herself, and she was a really loyal partner to Leroy.


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Douche Bag Moment: Bananas was quick to lash out at anyone who didn’t play a game directly benefiting him. Sarah and Zach got a particularly touch lashing from him. The fact that he still holds a grudge toward Sarah proves he expects his allies to play a game that benefits him.

Redeeming Qualities: Bananas treated Nany like gold, even praising her when she resulted in him losing his first Dome. He also has his crew, and he takes them to the end if he can.


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Douche Bag Moments: Arguing with Nany for no real reason other than thinking she’s a hoe. Then arguing with Nany more…. because she thinks Nany is a hoe. Then crying about how unfair the game is when she was eliminated.

Redeeming Qualities: She embraced a new friendship with Averey, played a strong game alongside Wes, and wore classy clothing in most confessionals.


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Douce Bag Moments: Crying about her failed “relationship” with Bananas yet refusing to talk to him about it, fighting with Theresa, Nia, and Averey, She’s also the champion of “sucking every n**** off”…. allegedly.

Redeeming Qualities: Understanding why Averey is mad at her, being Banana’s ride-or-die and surviving Exile, never backing down from other people’s shit.


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Douch Bag Moments: Getting mad at Sarah for being excited over a challenge, refusing offered for safety without Sarah’s consent, calling women inferior, accusing Wes of using steroids, using every confession to talk about his missing hand.

Redeeming Qualities: He apologized when necessary (at least to Sarah), looked out for Johnny R., and his questionable actions ultimately won him the game.


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Douche Bag Qualities: Making alliances with everyone, saving the rookie team for the final elimination because they were a “lay-up,” fighting with Jordan because he won’t agree to toss the rookies into the final elimination.

Redeeming Qualities: Handling defeat graciously, the fact that he actually gives rookies a chance to make it far in the game, the fact the he his social game is so sneaky that he avoided an almost-definite Dome.


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Douche Bag Moment: Aligning herself with Wes and Bananas knowing that she was going to betray them, then throwing Bananas into the final elimination against his BFF Leroy.

Redeeming Quality: The most was calculated, well thought out, and she won!


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Douche Bag Moment: Hooking up with Jonna because he was jealous of Jenna, quitting in the final.

Redeeming Quality: He always treated Jenna well, and he wasn’t going to win the final anyway.


  1. Sarah and Jordan were not D-bags. Sarah played one of the best games in recent seasons and Jordan wasn’t NEARLY as much of a douche than on his other 2 seasons

  2. Bananas is pretty much the biggest douche bag of any season. And what a whiny baby, for calling Sarah out for playing the game like he does every season. It’s about time someone else won.

  3. Knight should have been nominated!! He was a total dueche. just cause he died doesn’t mean he can’t be critized

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