Episode 9: Trapped in the Closet

Like many episodes, this episode had many sub-plots. The first being a continuation of Robb’s self-beat down from last week. Swift and Brandon are concerned, and want to talk with Robb. They organize a house meeting with Robb (well, on the bros are invited because they girls were too busy applying make up). Rather than…

Episode 8 Review: What Women Want

Robb knows what Marie wants… and it isn’t him. The episode starts off with the cast taking a historical tour of the island, but Marie can’t pay attention to the tour. The tour guide Phillipo is wearing a Rolex. He’s RICH. While history is nice, finding a sugar daddy is more important. While Phillipo does…

Episode Six: Drinking Like a Pig

Six weeks. The episode begins with Brandon celebrating six months of being drug free. Now he wants to move on to being alcohol free. His main problem is that his first sober weekend will be St. Patrick’s Day. While the house is supportive of this notion, Marie confesses that she plans on being belligerently drunk…

Episode 5: Slobs, Sea Lions & Sadness

LaToya has become one of my favorite Real Worlder ever. She’s not the stereotypical black chick. Yes, she raps her feelingss. Yes, her dance moves include booty poppin’. HOWEVER, she loves mayonnaise. In fact, she likes it more than anyone else I know. In addition to the mayo, she has found a new love in…

Episode 4: Drink away the pain

Episode 4 continues the ongoing prank war. Marie found a dead fish that washed ashore. What does she do? Place it in the boys bathroom. Robb and Swift are sleeping, but soon catch a whiff of the dead fish that is smelling in the tub. I’m sure they immediately thought that Laura had just spread…

Episode 3: Flips, Flings & Facewounds

Flip #1/ Face Wound #1- Robb decides to do a front flip into the pool at the beginning of the episode. Much to everyone’s surprise, it doesn’t end well. He knees himself in the face. Luckily, his better aren’t broken. If he broke anything else, he wouldn’t have given a shit. Fling #1- Robb is…