Laura enjoys the simple things in life. She likes camping, which makes Marie and Toya sick, and she likes painting Trey’s face. Speaking of Trey, she still likes spending time with him. Even though Trey has a girlfriend at home, Laura can’t help but flirty with him and shamelessly promote Subway with him. Their relationship hits an all-time high when they run in the mud … Continue reading Episode 10: Camping is Miserable
Like many episodes, this episode had many sub-plots. The first being a continuation of Robb’s self-beat down from last week. Swift and Brandon are concerned, and want to talk with Robb. They organize a house meeting with Robb (well, on the bros are invited because they girls were too busy applying make up). Rather than waiting to find the perfect time to confront Robb, the … Continue reading Episode 9: Trapped in the Closet
Robb knows what Marie wants… and it isn’t him. The episode starts off with the cast taking a historical tour of the island, but Marie can’t pay attention to the tour. The tour guide Phillipo is wearing a Rolex. He’s RICH. While history is nice, finding a sugar daddy is more important. While Phillipo does catch Marie’s attention for a moment, tensions between her and … Continue reading Episode 8 Review: What Women Want
As we continue with a season that is on the rocks, episode 7 focuses on some relationships that are on the rocks. “When she’s not with Trey, Laura’s an entirely different person.” Laura and Trey have taken some time off. Well, their definition of time off is spending two nights in separate bed. Trey admits that he has a girl at home, so he decided … Continue reading Episode 7: What’s There to Do On a Sunday Night?
Six weeks. The episode begins with Brandon celebrating six months of being drug free. Now he wants to move on to being alcohol free. His main problem is that his first sober weekend will be St. Patrick’s Day. While the house is supportive of this notion, Marie confesses that she plans on being belligerently drunk on St. Patty’s day. Sobriety is great, but so is … Continue reading Episode Six: Drinking Like a Pig
LaToya has become one of my favorite Real Worlder ever. She’s not the stereotypical black chick. Yes, she raps her feelingss. Yes, her dance moves include booty poppin’. HOWEVER, she loves mayonnaise. In fact, she likes it more than anyone else I know. In addition to the mayo, she has found a new love in life… “Little Lee.” He is the son of Big Lee, … Continue reading Episode 5: Slobs, Sea Lions & Sadness
Episode 4 continues the ongoing prank war. Marie found a dead fish that washed ashore. What does she do? Place it in the boys bathroom. Robb and Swift are sleeping, but soon catch a whiff of the dead fish that is smelling in the tub. I’m sure they immediately thought that Laura had just spread her legs again, but once the smell didn’t go away … Continue reading Episode 4: Drink away the pain